Precious Pearl

Kathak and I

Isn't she cute, guys?

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posted by Pearl @ 2:22 PM 7 comments

Nobody likes me, Everybody hates me

From http://www.bussongs.com/songs/nobody_likes_me_worms.php

Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones,
Short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

And I'm so bored of studying already, that I'm really going to the garden to eat some worms. If you want to join me, be my guest.

posted by Pearl @ 6:11 PM 8 comments

Recycle job #1, on Pearl's blog

What would Mary Poppins say

If she came across an old guru who walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

How about ...
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis ??

posted by Kathak - The Story Teller! @ 1:51 PM 1 comments

Muaaaaahhhhhh people on the road!!!

Did you all know that I have this wonderfully insane sister? For instance, she always likes booing people on the road, or blowing kisses, or waving out to them or even talking to them, by addressing them as "red gadi wale uncle", "blue truck wale uncle", "motorcycle wale uncle", "cycle uncle", and so on and so forth, including any on the spot crappy name she can think of. Fortunately, actually hopefully people do not hear her! Like the other day she calls out, "Arrey yellow zen wale uncle, wait... mein aa rahi hoon!" But that's normal.

Another other day she was going to drop me to class when one of my friend's passed by. I waved out to her and she waved back to me. Now my sister didn't realise she was my friend, and that I had waved out to her. So just as she always does, she waved out to her thinking that girl was insane and according to Kathak, was randomly waving out to people.

I am sure that there cannot be anyone else as affected as Kathak, but I guess she doesn't!

posted by Pearl @ 10:34 PM 3 comments

Hello World

Hello world,

How are you? Whats new in life? Hows life treating you?
As for me,

1. I'm fine, thanks for asking
   
2. I've finally landed here, all inspired and all by my wonderful big sister and a bunch of freaks.
   
3. Life's been good to me, wonder what I did in my past life!
   

See ya guys, soon.

Love you all!
Muuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Pearl

P.S: Kathak even agreed to guest post on my blog, now is she nice or is she nice, or is she nice???????

posted by Pearl @ 4:18 PM 5 comments