Keeping with the Tradition
Ladies, gentlemen and the august readership of Pearl's blog. As you would be aware, my name's on the side bar there but haven't seen many posts from me here... not posts that really matter, atleast!You would also be aware of the tradition that the blog follows to rip apart my personal life piece by piece making it an open blog for all to read. I shall now proceed to retun the favour to Precious little Pearl! Here come, the Pearl Chronicles!
#1
Ever since the "i'll make you warm" conversation Pearl has caught this compulsion to over hear every conversation when she's out on the road. So based on the conversations, we have "the Punjabi monkey" the "XYZ idiot" that could translate into XYZ Ass, Donkey etc.
Today the kid was walking on, and there's this dog running round and round, like he was on a merry-go-round! And then there were our assorted Monkeys, Donkeys and then there was me! Having braved the dogs that pounced on the kid a few days ago, and to bear with a pigeon for a sister who tells her to ignore them and walk, a totally frustrated Pearl comes up with
Where am I?
It doesn't help that the dog is running all around
And there are a mixture of Donkeys and Monkeys
And you, also have to be the pigeon right now, right here
And now for the punch line
Is this an animal farm?????
4 Comments:
K, pigeon == peace and u?
Sudhakar, I'm known to be generally non-violent!!
Kathak
(can;t sign in to my account from college, so i'm posting anonymously)
Oh K darling!!!
Sudhakar, she's non-violent in all her endevours except those involving me. A total two-faced idiot she is.
1. She pushes me into dogs
2. She pushes me off the road onto the caccha road
3. she pushes me off the bed
There are many more, but I will stop here!
Poor K. I completely sympathise with her and support her in her endeavours since I have been the victim of a younger sibling attack many a time. :D You probably pull K into all the trouble which is why you get the pushes back. ;) But oh well! I won't say anything further my precious pearl.
Love
Noodles
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