Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Pearl Chronicles, #2

Hello people, its been a long time you guys been devoid of entertainment. And since I do seem to be relatively (Now thats a tricky word) free, here goes.

One fine day Pearl finds a stick. A nice stick, approx. 500mm long and our little pearl takes the stick to class. Now, it is rather amusing, for a teacher to see her "very hardworking and intelligent" student (and i'm sure someone hit the teacher on her head because the student is a very 24 hours TV watching student), to be playing with a stick. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Pearl during maths class was playing with a stick! Well, that was 8:45 in the morning, and it was a long day ahead. Pearl oblivious to all the attention she was drawing kept playing with that stick and before you knew it, it was 3:00 pm, or there abouts! And the maths teacher back and Pearl still playing with her stick! Finally the teacher can take it no more and she asks, "Pearl, will you keep playing with that stick all day long"?

And that was the moment of realisation. When my really smart sister figured she's upto no good!

But that is not the end.
Another day, another stick.
Pearl comes home with a stick this time.
And a much longer stick, my guess would be 1000mm.

My cousin was around and she asks, "Pearl, why have you got this?"
Without missing a beat, she answers "aapni pitai karwane ke liye!"
(so that you ppl can spank me)
Ahhh.... the pleasures of having such a considerate sister!

3 Comments:

At 10:36 PM, February 22, 2005, Blogger S m i t h a said...

ROTFL! very considerate indeed.
Pearl, Kathak went one up on you. You need to get back at her.

 
At 7:35 PM, February 27, 2005, Blogger Pearl said...

One day, I will post the next Kronicles.

There is one problem... either I am in school or This creature from Jupiter who considers her self a decendent of Sabu keeps hijacking the computer!

 
At 3:13 AM, February 28, 2005, Blogger S m i t h a said...

good.. just remember that we all are waiting with much anticipation for ur posts.
take ur time and get back at her strong...may the force be with u!

 

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