Precious Pearl

My sister is a monk

This happened even before we reached home from my school. Me. My friend. My sister. We, were all coming home from school. My sister had come to pick me and my friend from school. We were playing a word building game and my sister tried to act too smart by saying 's' after lac to make laceration. But we innocent creatures did not know and we became 'm's for challenging her. So we decided to take revenge.

My sister started the word with 'p', and said p for parrot. So we made parrots and she became an 'm'. And slowly we turned her into an monk. It was lucky that my friend's house came, else befor you can wink, she would have been a monkey.... :D

Well, but a monkey she anyways is.
All of us know she teaches at Aptech.
The same Aptech from where I had once learned C programming.
And then she comes across this lady who was on a break and rejoined some days ago. So she asks me if I knew any lady who was in my batch and was on a break. So I say yes. Then she describes her physical attributes (okayish height-skinny-fair etc etc) which sort of match my lady. So we look for more matches and then she gives me the most vital piece of information - "Her husband is a software program". Please note Ladies and gentlemen, the lady's husband is a software *program*!!!!

If that wasn't enough, we come across a lock on the road without a key. So, Ms. Teacher at Aptech says "Lets pick that lock up". I tell her, "it has no key", so she says "We'll change the lock". Errr... smart babe, your point being?

The Kronicles #lost count is dedicated to Sudha Anna, for whom this is posted on special request! others can also make special requests, I like attention which my sister never gives me any, but gives her students and friends. She even takes Mathi Bhaiyya on the highway but not me. She even teaches RS at Aptech but not me. But she types my posts and reads my Science paper but we can ignore such minor details.

posted by Pearl @ 2:58 PM